Thursday, January 14, 2010

Thursday! It can't be! It's too gruesome!

Ode to a Spider I Saw on the Wall in the Kitchen This Morning:

Spider-guy, spider-guy,
doin' whatever a spider guy does.
He's small and brown and kind of creepy.
Running around, being... creepy.
Oh yeah- there goes the spider-guy under the microwave Jesus H. Jumping Christ on a unicycle please get a newspaper or something!

The End.

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen.

Except for an hour tonight at 6:00... I'm going to the diner. Spinach and tomato omelet, HERE I COME. GET IN MY BELLY.


brite said...

Mmmmmm spinach & tomato omelet...
*carefully collects spidey guy in a jar and releases him outside*

morndew said...

...and I chase behind and stomp him!

Xtreme said...

All week? As in today and tomorrow?

Eyvi Sprite said...

I protest! You make the spider-guy sound so one dimensional, he has layers you know! He's crawly too!

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